Told Ya I'd Answer
Tuesday, July 31, 2007

For those brave souls who dared to "ask a question" -- here are my answers:

To Phydeaux, in response to: "Just how long does it take to create a label for Portly Dyke Brewing's "Beard-Stroke Stout", anyway?:

Apparently, about this long:

Personally, I was working for a little more "bling", but you can't rush genius -- I still haven't settled on a background color, or cleaned up text positioning.

Patience, Phydeaux, patience.

Oh, fer fuck's sake -- Blogger won't animate my gif. You'll have to go HERE to see what, if any, the bling is about. (If you're using Firefox, you may need to right-click and use "open in new window" to see the animation part).

And to NameChanged: I think you will have a boy. At the very least, a very "yang" being (regardless of chromosomal gender) -- don't mistake me -- I don't mean that you will bear a dyke if it's a chromosomal female -- I know a lot of "yin" dykes. But you probably know already, with all that shoving and pushing, that there's a whole-lotta-yang going on "down there". I think your mom agrees with me.

Tomorrow morning, very early, I plan to put up a "pithy" post, and a couple of entrancing link-posts, so that you will all be entertained for the next two days. I am leaving in the morning for a much-deserved camping/fishing trip, and I'll be back Friday night. Short vacation, it's true, but I will relish it.

Posted byPortlyDyke at 11:20 PM 3 comments  

Labels: Beer, Community, Funny Fluff, Humor

Still Very Much a Work In Progress
Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Posted byPortlyDyke at 10:36 PM 2 comments  

Labels: Beer

Stuff I Saw Today
Friday, June 29, 2007

*h/t to Chet Scoville*

Now, I'm off to design the labels for "Portly Dyke Ale", and "Kona's Beard-Stroke Stout" (don't ask -- I was in the Shaker's Virtual Pub tonight -- briefly, I swear -- but apparently, it was still too long -- now, I go photoshop).

Posted byPortlyDyke at 11:02 PM 1 comments  

Labels: Beer, Funny Fluff, Video