Because My Internet Friends Dared Me

Happy 2008, everyone!

Blame Gender Blank. And Phydeaux. And the Hero-machine.

The Portly is Mightier than the Sword.

Enter a word for your own slogan:

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(Oh, and if your internet friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge, too?)

Posted byPortlyDyke at 8:47 PM  


Phydeaux said... January 2, 2008 at 8:15 AM  

It looks to me like the Portly is pretty damn mighty with a battleaxe.

Also, are we talking a real bridge, or a virtual internet bridge?

Cause I'd totally take the virtual plunge.

Glad I could help with your divertissement.

Betty Boondoggle said... January 2, 2008 at 1:34 PM  

For the slogan generator I picked "feminism" for my word (natch)

and I got this:

Try Feminism, You'll Like It.


JackGoff said... January 2, 2008 at 3:21 PM  

So far, I still like "I Was a Jackgoff Weakling!" the most, but "Leggo my Jackgoff!" and "When you've got Jackgoff, Flaunt It!" are also doing it for me.

Lambness said... January 2, 2008 at 4:32 PM  

I got, "Can you tell Lambness from Butter?"

That's really clever...Let's see, what else can I try?

Lambness said... January 2, 2008 at 4:34 PM  

Okay, this is just too weird. I put in the word "quantum," and I got, "The Lion goes from Quantum to Quantum."

How did it know about the lambness?

pidomon said... January 2, 2008 at 5:52 PM  

You name the bridge I'm there!

Anonymous said... January 2, 2008 at 11:08 PM  

Not Just Nearly Trepitude, But Really Trepitude.

That sloganizer really does wax philisophicalistic.


PortlyDyke said... January 2, 2008 at 11:37 PM  

OMG -- You all had much better sloganizing than I did! :lol:

liberalandproud said... January 4, 2008 at 7:49 PM  

I put in "liberal" (duh), and got "Made in Scotland from Liberal." Wha?

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