Just for Mary Tracy9

A reader expressed dismay that I did not actually go into DETAIL on the Ten Commandments in my last post -- and since I am, after all:


What Famous Leader Are You?
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h/t to Phydeaux

-- how could I deny one who hungers and thirsts after Teh Word?

So here are two versions of "The Big Ten" for your edification.
Noo Roolz - Teh Ten Commanders

1 Then Ceiling Cat spoked all them werds:
2 I iz Ceiling Cat An I iz Top Cat, An I broughted u out of hawt lend wit no cheezbrgrs for hard werk at all
3 No can has other ceiling cat!! U gotz other Ceiling Cat, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes.
4 If u try be Ceiling Cat of any of mai creayshunz up in floaty skai, down in erth or in watr or I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes.5 If u think faek Ceiling Cat iz Ceiling Cat, I mek u ded An ur children ded An ur children-children ded, for being stupid.6 If not I wuv u An all ur childrenz-childrenz-childrenz!
7 U sez Ceiling Cat bad, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes, for I dun liek it. Srsly.
8 Remembur caturday An keep holy.9 U werk 6 dais An finish werk, K?10 Caturday, u no werk. U An all ur peepz go wrship me.11 I maded heavenz An erth An see An the stuff that does teh funney hoppey stuffz in An on it - so I make it holy cuz I no werk.
12 Bez u good to papa An mama so u has long lief.
13 U no mek peepz ded!
14 U no mek sexxes wit other gurlz or menz than ur wief (so no awsum treesum alowed!).
15 U no tek stuffs for free if not getz for free.
16 U no tell bad stuff about ur neibor.
17 U no wantz neibor stuff! No wief, no gurlz, no menz, no animulz, NO BUKKITZ! NOT YOURS.
18 When peepz see mai great orkestr wit thundr An all cool speshul effects thei wur scardy wimps
19 Thei sed to Moses 'U goez speek to uz An we will listen; but Ceiling Cat will shoot us wit its lazer eyes!'
20 Moses LOLled lotz, An a bit moar, for thei wuz such wimps, An sed 'Ceiling Cat no mek u ded; he just wantz to haef vun wit u gais An maek u scaredy cats so u obei him.'
21 But peepz wur still wimps An let Moses go ther to Ceiling Cat.

AND!


OK -- Now BE GOOD, Godammit!

Posted byPortlyDyke at 1:59 PM  

10 comments:

Mary Tracy9 said... November 25, 2007 at 2:28 PM  

Aw, Thanks SO MUCH!

Ceiling Cat iz Top Cat!!! I ALWAYS KNEW IT!!! So, what does that make Hanna-Barbera then? (just being silly)

Anonymous said... November 25, 2007 at 3:23 PM  

WTF! I took that damn test .... and I came out as Saddam Hussein! Although ... I did think the description was funny.

"People who don't like you, better like chemical weapons."

But I don't think that finding it humorous, is the same thing as being a sociopathic genocidal dictator.

Nik.E.Poo

PortlyDyke said... November 25, 2007 at 3:59 PM  

Nik. E. Poo. Don't feel bad -- I was crushed to find out I was Mother Theresa -- I even went back and "honested-up" my answers, hoping for someone a little less boundary-less (plus I think they're talking about the public face of Mama T, rather than her actual story, which is kind of gross in parts).

Until MaryTracy asked for the Big 10, I was going to post my results from the world leader quiz under the heading "Yikes!"

Phydeaux Speaks said... November 25, 2007 at 4:47 PM  

So I totally stunned myself when, after not seeing the Ten Commanders in your original post, clicked directly to Exodus 20 (at the lolbible) to find it.

I had no idea that I knew the location of the 10.

It must have been Ceiling Cat directing my mouse.

Anonymous said... November 25, 2007 at 6:56 PM  

Ok, I'm calmed down now. I suppose I was just expecting to come up Teresa ... all things considered.

Perhaps I'm evil, because I enjoy the guilty pleasure of discussing the bible with xtians who have not read it.

I'm not sure if you have seen this already ... but if its not too offensive ... I'd like to blogwhore this nice report on the creation museum.

Nik.E.Poo

Anonymous said... November 25, 2007 at 7:11 PM  

Ok ... feel free to torch this comment ... but I just could not stop myself from posting this link!

Phydeaux Speaks said... November 25, 2007 at 11:14 PM  

Sweet Ceiling Cat, Nik.E.Poo, that was the bomb!

PortlyDyke said... November 26, 2007 at 12:07 AM  

Heart-felt thanks to Nik.E.Poo for the most enchanting hour of my day -- perusing the Creationist Slide-show -- for those of you who haven't visited the link above yet --- DON'T MISS IT! :lol:

TheCunningRunt said... November 26, 2007 at 3:30 PM  

Teh LoL Catz Bibl tests my inability to read (and flunks me,) but Gawd Dayum I lives me some Mr. D!

pidomon said... November 26, 2007 at 6:25 PM  

OK -- Now BE GOOD, Godammit!
OK I will!:)
And thanks for introducing me to Mr. Deity Great stuff

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