tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795483213843043301.post6187357092617112140..comments2023-04-28T07:38:34.667-07:00Comments on Teh Portly Dyke: Scratch a Prude, Sniff a PervPortlyDykehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08598941981828041835noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795483213843043301.post-23114992000054713412007-08-08T14:48:00.000-07:002007-08-08T14:48:00.000-07:00Scratch a Prude, Sniff a PervI think I just finall...<I>Scratch a Prude, Sniff a Perv</I><BR/><BR/>I think I just finally died laughing.J. Goffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01272563252478656023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795483213843043301.post-76739019647939718192007-07-27T12:26:00.000-07:002007-07-27T12:26:00.000-07:00Always glad to serve, Maudite. ;)Always glad to serve, Maudite. ;)PortlyDykehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08598941981828041835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795483213843043301.post-45077595311394626002007-07-27T11:59:00.000-07:002007-07-27T11:59:00.000-07:00"I really don't know what you mean, Sherry. Do you...<I>"I really don't know what you mean, Sherry. Do you think we have sex, like, from separate rooms, or something?"</I><BR/><BR/>... and there went my coffee - through my nose, and all over my keyboard.maudite entendantehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08581105190415465904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795483213843043301.post-46597721235781125382007-07-13T08:10:00.000-07:002007-07-13T08:10:00.000-07:00I had to scroll back up to make sure there wasn't ...I had to scroll back up to make sure there wasn't a TTDT at the top of the post, 'cause I aint so good with teh maths.liberalandproudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13274467356046257967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795483213843043301.post-74840222748641864162007-07-13T07:10:00.000-07:002007-07-13T07:10:00.000-07:00You forgot alcohol/drugs/homophobic illnesses. Al...You forgot alcohol/drugs/homophobic illnesses. All misdeeds can be explained away if you simply check into rehab. <BR/><BR/>"Don't blame me! It was the booze/coke/twinkies!" <BR/><BR/>Rehab is just a perv-laundering scheme. <BR/><BR/>I'm no good at math, so I shan't be using any sort of algorithms. But my prediction for next to implode is Bill Donahue. Just hasta be. He will blame the communion wine. And Melissa McEwan, natch.Gender Blankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03515845466106535797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795483213843043301.post-84682004751010398402007-07-12T20:14:00.000-07:002007-07-12T20:14:00.000-07:00"any" wasn't supposed to be a link (in case you tr..."any" wasn't supposed to be a link (in case you try to click on it to see what gem I had).<BR/><BR/>Rass'n frass'n HTML.splordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06426754745729551958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795483213843043301.post-14545728754501693802007-07-12T20:12:00.000-07:002007-07-12T20:12:00.000-07:00During the 60's we had the DEW line (Distant Early...During the 60's we had the DEW line (Distant Early Warning) up in Canada to let us know when the Russkies launched their nukes.<BR/><BR/>I think we should set up the Hypocrite Early Warning System as physical outposts (surrounding DC) to warn the nation when <A>any</A> politicians try to leave the perimeter of the beltway.<BR/><BR/>And just frikkin' shoot the Repellicans. On sight. No bag limit. And free taxidermy.splordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06426754745729551958noreply@blogger.com